Crappy Cinema Council

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(from dreams of space)

Council members! We all know that America is the greatest country on Earth USA #1 LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT, but that doesn’t mean we should ignore the shitty movies from other countries. So join us this month as we import some FOREIGN CRAP. Serial killer superheroes, terrible voiceover dubbing, exploding robot snakes and more!

With stand-up from:
ROBBIE COLLIER (Balky Bartokomous)
REID FAYLOR (Fez)
GREG JOHNSON (Borat)
JAMIE LEE (Amelie)
JASON SAENZ (Mr. Sumatra)
MICHELLE WOLF (Monique Junot)

Hosted by TEAM JIM (the band Foreigner)

TUESDAY MAY 7th, Doors at 9pm
FREE!
BACK room @ Public Assembly (n6th/Wythe in Williamsburg)
(we’ll be in the back room the next couple of months, while the front room is being renovated)
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And come early for the Society For the Advancement of Social Studies before us at 7pm; this month their theme is “Historical Figures Who Said ‘Fuck It’” Check ‘em out here: http://getsaucedatsass.tumblr.com/

CCC IS GOING TO PORTLAND!
If you have friends/family out there, please tell them to come check us out. Admission is free w/ a festival pass or $15 at the door if you show up like 45 min early. We promise to make it real dumb.

We’ll be showing some of our best (worst) clips, and also look at this lineup! It’s insane:

MOSHE KASHER
EMILY HELLER
KATE BERLANT
GEORGE GORDON
NEAL STASTNY
DAVE ROSS

Friday April 19, 9pm (doors at 8:30)
more info/tickets: http://bridgetowncomedy.com/show/crappy-cinema-council/

Council members! Holy shit. We’ve been forcing you guys to watch piles of cinematic garbage for three whole years! Come celebrate with us! Our theme will be DEATH SCENES and I’m pretty confident it’ll be our best (shittiest) theme yet. Maybe you’ll die of laughter?

PLUS a great lineup of CCC pals, old and new:
ZACH SIMS (elevator accident)
STREETER SEIDELL (codeine syrup overdose)
SCOTT MORAN (fatal donkey kick)
JARED LOGAN (human sacrifice)
KARA KLENK (impaled by trident)
JOE MACHI (viper bite)
ALEX KOLL (struck by lightning twice)
musical guests THE COWMEN (plane crash)

Hosted by TEAM JIM (murder/suicide)

TUESDAY APRIL 2ND, doors at 9pm
FREE
Public Assembly, (n6th/Wythe)

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And come early for the Society For the Advancement of Social Studies before us in the front room at 7pm; this month their theme is “A Healthy Dose of History” Check ‘em out here: http://getsaucedatsass.tumblr.com/

Council members! Join us this month as we celebrate the place of Jim VB’s birth and Jim C’s death (spoiler alert)… CALIFORNIA! We’ve scraped the bottom of the cinematic barrel to find the absolute worst clips from the Golden State. 

With stand-up from:
PHOEBE ROBINSON (Troop Beverly Hills)
BARRY ROTHBART (California Raisins)
NIMESH PATEL (Malibu Barbie)
SASHEER ZAMATA (Doc Hollywood)
ERIN LENNOX (Encino Man)

Hosted by TEAM JIM (Los Angeles Rams, Los Angeles Raiders)

TUESDAY MARCH 5th, Doors at 9pm
FREE!
Front room @ Public Assembly (n6th/Wythe in Williamsburg)
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And come early for the Society For the Advancement of Social Studies before us in the front room at 7pm; this month their theme is “The History of Booze” Check ‘em out here: http://getsaucedatsass.tumblr.com/

Council dudes, it’s time for your monthly CCC meeting! This month our theme is SCHOOL. Mutant teens, mulleted bikers, inappropriate teachers, and more!

Plus awesome stand-up from: 
EMILY FLEMING (Medical School)
JOSH GONDELMAN (High School)
BRENDAN MCLAUGHLIN (School of Fish)
MARK NORMAND (Homeschooling)
NICK VATTEROTT (Preschool)

Hosted by TEAM JIM (Vocational School, Summer School)

TUESDAY FEB 5th, Doors at 9pm
FREE!
Front room @ Public Assembly (n6th/Wythe in Williamsburg)

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And come early for the Society For the Advancement of Social Studies before us in the front room at 7pm; this month their theme is “2nd Annual Sexy S.A.S.S.” Check ‘em out here: http://getsaucedatsass.tumblr.com/

Council members! This month we start 2013 off the right way: with our PARTYING theme!

And as always, an awesome lineup of funny people:
ANNIE LEDERMAN (Birthday Party)
BARRY ROTHBART (Whig Party)
BEN HAGUE (Party City)
JEFFREY JOSEPH (Lemon Party)
MIKE DOBBINS (Pool Party)

Hosted by TEAM JIM (House Party, Pity Party)

TUESDAY 1/8, doors at 9pm
Public Assembly, n6/Wythe in Williamsburg
FREE!

Council members! This month get your D&D handbooks and pocket protectors ready because our theme is NERDS! We’ll have famous nerds rapping about not getting laid, 1980s computer porn, comic-book-nerd stuff. Get shoved into the locker of Comedy High School. 

Plus check out this lineup of dweebs:
DOUG SMITH (Urkel)
APARNA NANCHERLA (Velma Dinkley)
MAX SILVESTRI (Mitch Taylor)
JULIA SEGAL (Violet Bickerstaff)
J.F. HARRIS (Poindexter)
ADAM CONOVER (Screech)

TONIGHT! CCC brings weird clips to our good pal Don Stahl’s show, Giggles! 9pm @TheGrandVictory in Williamsburg. FREE, Y’ALL 

Important Crap News

getbacktowork:

Random Doodled Comics.
Drew the panels first. Then wrote down a title. Then filled the panels.
Apologies for lack of legibility. 

awesome comics from CCC pal Jake Young!